subject: why are M&Ms so daym good?
calories: 250; Calories from fat: 120; Total Fat: 13g THAT'S WHY!
-- 1 pack of M&Ms

this blog will be filled with random details since i just want to keep writing to keep me from being bored... so i'm basically getting paid $15/hr to BLOG! how awesome!

you can guess what i'm eating.. yep! M&Ms! yummay! and that is what i'm freakin' sticking in my body at this very moment.. oh joy at the thought of it. oh well i can give a rat's ass right now.. even though it is summer and i really should be slimming down so i can happily walk around in a 2 piece bathing suit.. but ofcourse with a shirt over it! cuz that's how i do it! =D sexy ain't it? haha. i don't have anyone to eat the brown M&Ms. =/ i don't like eating the brown M&Ms.. i'm racist against brown M&Ms.

i would just like to say the whole popping the collars thing was not started by kanye west. i mean i love kanye west.. that guy is talent but as for fashion and him starting the whole popping collar nonsense.. well it wasn't him that started it. i know this for a fact, because before kanye west even came my mom's co-worker, Steve Shipman, would always walk in with a collar popped up right, and i would always wonder, "i wonder why he does that." and it's been like that ever since i started working here. so yes you have Mr. Steve Shipman to thank for the popping collar business.. and he also wore the light pink shade mixed with some other color. So to those people doing the popping collar style nowadays, which i think is completely ridiculous for you guys to even attempt to copy, well you have Mr. Steve Shipman to thank for that one. i don't think it's just Steve Shipman though.. i think you have rich white men who play golf on sundays as a means of relaxing to thank. so go out there and thank their rich white asses!

i'm printing out these statements right, and i don't know if they're supposed to be confidential or not, but whatever and i notice corporate america is one greedy ass! so i look at their account summaries, because that is basically what i do.. and i notice that all their profits, equities, and assets and what not are RARELY lower than 90%. so technically when they make money they're earning back 90%!!! geeeez-ussss! that's a whole lot of moolahhh. why the heck are we paying so much for things if these companies can make so much profit? can't they lower their prices slightly so that maybe their total asset is umm i don't know 80%?! as if that's still not a whole butt load of money. okay i'm done sharing that..

so today what did i do.. hmm go to class, go home, go to work. that was basically my day. there's this really cute skinny girl in my class.. too bad she's dumb as a doornail. sometimes looks really just aren't enough.. it's the jessica simpson complex. jessica simpson hot as hell, but wow! i mean i don't think i can stand listen to her talk for much longer if she is the way she is. i could definitely shop with her though. speaking of shopping.. i haven't gone shopping in awhile. i'm REALLY excited about the fact that i'm going to have money to shop with pretty soon. =D i will attempt to save though, and shop not as much. let's hope my attempt will be a successful one.

i'm seriously going to get fat working here if i keep this up. i've been eating a bunch of junk food because they have loads and loads of it. i've had not 1, but 2 PACKAGES of M&Ms, an apricot, some cheesecake, fried chicken, and now im' eating some kettle corn. fck! $15/hr to eat! fatty girl!

my one arm is darker than the other. daym the driving!! ahh i need water! someone go get me water.. fck jay isn't here. =/ hahaha my lovely always gets me water.. you wanna know why?! it's cuz i'm his lovely. ; ) yayy!!! k i think i'm done blogging.

today's subject: STUPiD GiRLS!

so i just got done watching the show, Outback Jack, and hot daym that guy is a hot piece of yummm! well anyways, so the basic idea for the show is some "city girls" in the outback doing some outrageous things to try and get the guy who is EXTREMELY hot. yumm again! well anyways, i mean there is some truth to the idea that opposites attract and all, because i mean these girls definitely weren't made for the outback! they were made more for umm saks fifth avenue? well anyways, i don't understand the concept these girls are going for. i mean they're trying to get a guy that they obviously they have nothing in common with. for gosh sakes he lives in a tree house! these girls are obviously used to a life of luxury, and i highly doubt that they would be willing to give that up for a pretty face. i completely understand that the purpose of this show really isn't for love, but mainly for entertainment purposes because it is daym entertaining to watch high maintenance girls get down and dirty in the outback, and besides it's always fun to watch girls compete, because it's just in girls' catty nature to just rip each other to shreds, hence the reason why i don't get along with girls.. i refuse to surround myself in such cattiness. well anyways.. that is all i felt like sharing about that show.

today was a chill day.. my mommy didn't go to work today cuz she was feeling sick, so i took care of her. =) yayyy KATRiNA TO THE RESCUE! haha, but yeah today i wasn't as lonesome since 1. my mommy was home and 2. jay was over! =) we had to take care of some business cuz we didn't have a good night last night. but all is well! i'm glad this fcker can put up with me, cuz i mean hardly anybody can. gosh i'm so thankful for him. =) okay before this sht gets mushy i'll be off. i've got a busy week this week.. lotsa workin' lotsa money being made! =D

okay so i've been MIA.

well, hmm how have things been? okay i guess. i'm semi-stressed out about some things, but i just gotta get things in order and i'll be fine i think. my purse got stolen at some party i went to on friday. daym chunts! but it's all good i'm not trippin over it.. things are things. like jay says, "it could have been worse." so very true on that fact. but yeah.. so i don't have a cell as of right now, and i haven't even broken it to my mom about what happened with it and stuff. i haven't really been home for a couple of days, so i bet she's not a happy camper about taht either. =/ well anyways, here i am at home all by my lonesome. i'm doing laundry cuz i got a butt load, and i'll probably be doing some car washing as well. the car is a mess and well i just need to take care of it already. as of the moment i'm broke! i'm so broke i don't have money to pay for gas. usually i atleast have enough money to pay for half a tank of gas, and that's when i usually consider myself broke, but now i'm EXTREMELY broke. so sad. i had money in my wallet saved up for gas, but hmm that's not working out. i have to get a new ATM card and i have to cancel my phones.. but i have to talk to my mom first about how she wants to handle that situation. i lost her phone as well, since it was in my purse! DARN THE LUCK! well anyways, it's all good. summer has been fun. i've really been enjoying it, and i think it's about time i stayed home and relaxed for awhile. hmm what have i been doing since i've been MIA.. let's just go through a brief over view of the most exciting things that have been happening lately. i use the word "exciting" for lack of a better word.

oh umm i believe it was 2 weekends ago, or last weekend.. which ever.. i went to Irvine for the weekend with Jay and his family. =) it was a lovely time. his family is really great, and his parents are awesome. his mom is really sweet to me. "go in the picture. you are supposed to stay with with your sweetie." she's great. i had a really fun time, and i seriously looked at his family and was just completely jealous cuz he has that, and well i mean i don't really. i mean i have great family also, but i'm talking about immediate family. gosh here i go again mushing over that subject in my life. i really should slap myself behind my head and tell myself to get over it already!

umm jay and i got pet fish oh and a cray fish, but we like to say it's a lobster cuz it's basically a lobster just a really smaller version. we want to feed it a lot and then eat it! =) or as Homer Simpson would say, "give it a hot bath." =) i'm excited not about eating it but about our fish tank. i think cuz it's OURS. ; )

i'm planning on staying at home for a good wehile. maybe have a weekend where i just stay at home. it's been awhile since i did that, and i don't know i just figure maybe i should. you know the sad thing.. i really haven't seen my mom in awhile. =/ yeah i know it's weird. like by the time i come home she's asleep and i don't see her in the morning, and like on weekends i'm usually not at home so i don't see her. it's decided this paycheck on friday i'm taking my mommy out to sushi! i really miss her.. i think that one sentence has more meaning than what i'm just really saying but that will take years and years of therapy to figure out.. so LET'S MOVE ON. haha!

i just need to get through this summer, and i'll be fine. just make it through the first week of july and i'll be A-Ok! Let's all pray shall we? umm that's it for the update.. i'm not sure if i filled anybody in, but oh well i'll blog again later.